A great job posting by way of Kristy Headley, "Since I am currently searching for a long-term job, and I know many
others who are still looking for local ones, I thought I would share
this valuable, common-sense quip (with equally healthy doses of
seriousness and hilarity).
That being said, read, and enjoy."
I would say most of these pieces of advice make sense, but I think the point of point "don’t offer a full-on resume on
expensive stationery when applying for a record store clerk job," is not against resumes, but rather having a good idea of what your potential employers are looking for in a hire.
Helpful hints for summer job
seekers
If you’re out looking for summer employment, here are
a few tips from your
friends at Madhatter Music Co. (who are, incidentally, not hiring):
- don’t come in wearing a dirty shirt.
- don’t walk in with four of your friends,
ignore the counter guy’s greeting, whisper and giggle furtively for five minutes in a cluster by the front door like 11-year-old girls about to go ask Clay Aiken for a
tampon, and THEN come up and ask for a job.
- when told the place in question isn’t
hiring, don’t go “aw, man. you sure?” If I really DO need an employee but I’m suffering from a bout of temporary amnesia, it’s probably going to still be affecting me four seconds after the first time you asked.
- have a basic grasp of the English language,
decent posture, and the ability to talk without sounding like you’ve got a dog-choking wad of Bubblicious in your mouth.
- conversely, don’t offer a full-on resume on
expensive stationery when applying for a record store clerk job.
- most importantly, remember that -
especially in a small business where the owner is usually there all the time - it’d help your cause if you’d ever set foot in the place prior to asking for a job. Don’t you
think the owner of such a specialty business would already have a pool of resourceful, knowledgeable REGULARS to hit up first? People who already have a clue about what that business is all about?
Hope these are helpful to those of you out
pounding the pavement today. Especially the one about the dirty shirt. I mean, for Christ’s sake, really.
xoxo
Keith
Madhatter Music Co.
dashing minimum-wage dreams since 1988